If humans had taglines, what would yours be?
I imagine my tagline would vary depending on the day, the time, and of course who is referencing me. I have been called Jessica Day, Leslie Knope, and on occasion batshit crazy. Once I got a mom award from people who aren’t my biological children. I’ve been called inspiring and at times exhausting. My favorite, however, is “so weird.” I also like hot mama, but no one has ever called me that. Combined, these adorations might add up to:
“An oddball empath with a tendency to go overboard for the good of others as a guise for overcoming boredom, she plods along with staff in hand leading the masses in a claim to victory over the ordinary.”
That’s a bit much, but even this commentary proves the point.
My dad asked me once why everything had to be so extreme with me. Well, Dad, there ya go.