Describe your dream chocolate bar.

When I was a kid, there was a chocolate bar that had holes in it. They advertised it as being a chocolate bar that was like Swiss cheese. I guess it was Swiss chocolate? Seems dumb now, which is maybe why that bar doesn’t exist anymore (I haven’t seen it), but when I was young I wanted one baaad. I never got to eat one, though.

What I did get my hands on was a Zero bar. I ate one with a Pepsi after every swim lesson when I was 7 years old. I would drown in sugar while waiting for my ride home.

My favorite now and forever is a Skor bar, though I settle a Heath bar when I can’t find a Skor. I like toffee. A lot.

Snickers will do when I’m hungry, but those are too sweet. Nougat makes my teeth feel like they are about to fall out from instant cavities.

In truth, I haven’t had a chocolate bar in a really long time. I save my calories for ice cream.