Name your top three pet peeves.

1) when people misuse reflexive pronouns

2) when people mispronounce realtor

3) that I’m okay with the evolution of language as long as reflexive pronouns aren’t tampered with and extra vowels aren’t shoved into places they don’t belong

Bonus) that bad grammar irks me when I’m not qualified to judge

But, honestly, why bother sounding educated if ignorance squeezes itself into dictionaries? Maybe that’s my greatest pet peeve. This willy nilly misuse of words cheapens the genius rebellion of great wordsmiths.

So annoying.